Former Gov. Perry a great failure on Dancing With the Stars

As long as I was spoofing Harlingen Mayor Chris Boswell, I certainly should not ignore former Texas Gov. Rick Perry’s failed exhibition on Dancing With The Stars Monday night.
Perry and his partner got the worst grading of the dancers, failing just like he did on two U.S. presidential bids. Perhaps he might try out for a cheerleader position, like he held while a student at Texas A&M.
One judge commented it was hard to tell if Perry was doing the Texas Two Step or something else. However, the vain former governor said he believed it was a great adventure. Maybe for hin, but what about those who were watching the show? Groooaan.